So I see the weirdest thing as I’m shopping at Giant, and I figure “why not?” I buy it for the kids. It’s a new Jimmy Neutron food product. The kids want these every time I suggest them, but they’re never able to actually eat them. As my wife said, “These are possibly the most disgusting things I’ve ever seen.” The product? OreIda Jimmy Neutron chocolate french fries. I swear I am not making this up. Look here for the “Funky Fries” if you don’t believe me.

Mmmmmmm…Choclified french fries. Even Homer would have trouble getting behind that.