There are some things you just can’t predict in your career as a parent, things you never envision yourself saying. To wit: “YOU HAVE TWO MINUTES TO PUT THE BEARD ON THE FROG AND THEN I WANT YOU UPSTAIRS IN THE BATHROOM NUDIE-BUTT AND READY FOR YOUR BATH! NO MORE STALLING!!”
It would at least have made more sense if Denise was saying it to the kids instead of me…(yes, I’m just kidding–you doubted?).