Heard on 102.3 this morning (The Bruce Bond show, except that Bruce Bond has been prevented from appearing for a year–he’s back on March 18th–long story):

“So why can’t we use our Giant Bonus cards for better prices at the Giant Center stadium in Hershey?”

Heh heh. You see, Giant Food stores built the Giant Center, and their grocery stores have a bonus card, and…it’s funny, right?

Forget it. I’d take back the post, except that I already typed the words…