Wow. President Bush fell off a Segway. That’s amazing. The thing is virtually impossble to fall from–it anticipates your movements and leanings with several gyroscopes. His name is George Bush, not Gerald Ford…

He got right back on though, and then cruised around successfully with George Bush, Sr. on another Segway. Two Segways to ride around. I’m jealous.

I guess sometimes it’s good to be the king.