With the family at McDonald’s:

Drew: Daddy, the lady on the TV. Is she a hot chick?

Denise and I exchange raised eyebrows.

Me: Uh–I didn’t see her, Drew. What do you think? Was she a hot chick?

Drew: Yeah. She had a red ball.


Drew: Daddy?

Me: Yes, Drew?

Drew (pointing to the Happy Meal box illustrations): Look at the monkey, Daddy!

Me: Yep–cool monkey, Drew.

Drew: Daddy, he’s got a heart butt!

Sure enough, AIAI the Super Monkey’s hindquarters were heartshaped. My Drew, the detailed observer…