With the family at McDonald’s:
Drew: Daddy, the lady on the TV. Is she a hot chick?
Denise and I exchange raised eyebrows.
Me: Uh–I didn’t see her, Drew. What do you think? Was she a hot chick?
Drew: Yeah. She had a red ball.
Later:
Drew: Daddy?
Me: Yes, Drew?
Drew (pointing to the Happy Meal box illustrations): Look at the monkey, Daddy!
Me: Yep–cool monkey, Drew.
Drew: Daddy, he’s got a heart butt!
Sure enough, AIAI the Super Monkey’s hindquarters were heartshaped. My Drew, the detailed observer…