Drew and Alyssa told me today on the phone that they got “cool spinning motor toothbrushes” because the dentist said it would be good for them.

Man, someday when I grow up I want cool, spinning, motorized toothbrushes too. Turbocharged, even. With, like, chrome trim and stuff. Yeah–that would be awesome.

(Y’know, the sad part is that when I wrote that last paragraph, I began to hear it in Strong Bad’s voice. I’m becoming too conditioned….)