As we were passing by Burger King, a sign caught my eye. The signpost out front claimed “Low Carb Options Here!”

I looked at the restaurant itself. Sure enough, in a window there was another sign saying “New Low Carb Menu!”

OK–Let’s try it. We go through the drive-though.

“Can I take your order please?”

“Sure. I’m looking for the low carb menu, but I can’t find it.”

“Oh. That’s just any of our sandwiches–without a bun.”

He was serious. I was hungry–I ordered. My “low carb” Whopper with cheese came in a little salad container with a fork and knife, but no bun.

I feel used.