Or does it? I’d be ticked if I were one of these restaurant patrons. The owner calls the police because I’m eating too much roast beef from the buffet? (Yes, to be fair, the owner called the police because when he approached the customers and told them to stop eating roast beef, they asked for their money back. Still, pretty weak.)

Here’s the full story. By the way, isn’t it funny that low carb food is the more expensive foodstuffs? Couldn’t have something to do with nutrition content, could it?