Alyssa: You better watch out Drew, or I’ll put evil on your hiney!

Me: (choking) What?

Alyssa: You know, Daddy! Put evil on your hiney!

Me: What are you talking about? Where did you get that from?

Alyssa: Daddy, you remember! That song we heard. A long time ago.

Me: Alyssa, that was Weird Al Yankovic, and it was “I’m gonna get medieval on your hiney.”

Alyssa: Right. That’s what I said.

Me: Well, don’t say it anymore. Denise, stop laughing. Drew, it’s not funny. Ok–everyone…oh, forget it.