Drew: Daddy, what does Knee-Whomba mean?

Me: What does what mean? Drew, did you make that word up?

Drew: No, Daddy, Knee-Whomba–the special word.

Me: Oh. The sacred word. Um, that’s just a made up word, Drew. The knights just made it up to be silly.

I’ve got to stop expsong my kids to snippets of Weird Al Yankovic and Monty Python.