You know, the online community is roiling with comments and suppositions over this Intel and Apple thing. Now I read Bob Cringely and others writing that Intel is going to buy Apple.

Now that’s just silly. Everyone knows that just isn’t so. How can Intel buy Apple when the truth is that Apple is going to buy Intel? 🙂

That’s right, you heard it here first. Although I should more properly say that NeXT is buying Intel, since NeXT were the ones who bought Apple for all practical purposes in 1997.